In hindsight, Mirkwood might not have been the best choice of homeland for a Minstrel character, what with the Silvan elves of that region being less enlightened and all.  (I guess I was worried that if I picked Lorien or Rivendell, I’d get Mary-Sued.)  But that’s an oopsie two years in the past, so the best I can do is give myself an elf-history headache trying to reconcile this.

To the Lorebook, awaaaaaay…

gales-mate:

theknightlyreverie:

8-bitsoundwavedance:

calamitas:

camerawatt:

best friends with Captain America

formed a band with the chitauri

got into a fight with Loki…..well shit

being stalked by bruce banner

OnO don’t make him angry, don’t make him angry, SCIENCE \o/

Got kidnapped by Agent Coulson

omg what

Formed a band with Iron Man.  Let me guess what we play… (*DUN DUN DA-DA DUN!  DANANANANANANA DA-DA DUN!*)

TAG YOUR SPIDERS; FOR THE LOVE OF ELBERETH, THOSE THINGS ARE TERRIFYING.

During a brief moment of Internet-working-ness, I did another skirmish so I could get a shot of Rossiel and her soldier, whom I finally decided to name Lossereth.  (Whee, theme-naming.)

Loss-chan also seems to have elf-ADHD.  It was hard to find a moment when she was standing still long enough to rotate the camera and get the shot. -_-‘

mintleaftea:

thepioden:

bramblepatch:

warwithouttears:

alpha-starr:

atombunny:

usagisquared:

em-exceeds-change-zearu:

psyqualia:

shades-ler:

curevalentine:

kosine:

Going by National Pokedex numbering, of course. =)

007 Followers: Squirtle!

:o Golduck! I’m my BFF’s favorite pokemon yay c:

wow for once there are no pokemon with the number of followers i have

im

amazed

how….

#240, Magby

…ew.

number 90, Shellder

okay

#49, Venomoth!

#150 - Mewtwo.

#64- Kadabra

Hey, this is actually pretty kickass… :)

#15-Beedrill

Usually the point at which I ditch them… The Beedrills, I mean. They can’t live up to the rest of my party’s standards.

#175 - Togepi

Fuck yeah

Okay so I generally don’t do these things but guys

guys

Jolteon

Bitches better back off. 

#33 - Nidorino

katyisimmoral:

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 30+ year old man on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1 000 000 000+ year old angel on a tv show

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 900+ year old alien on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to 1000+ year old Norse God in a movie. 

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 30 year old Irish psychopath in a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a 45 year old Chevrolet on a tv show.

“My poor baby” I whisper tenderly to a middle-age gargoyle-ugly barely-sane ex-torturer bodyguard in a book.

Still need a horn, shoes, and a way to attach the wings. Also a less obvious bra.

A normal-sized Rivendell deer for comparison.

Merciful Eru, just what are they feeding the deer in the Trollshaws?

While I’m aware that gay elves are likely not canon (what with Tolkien having been Catholic and all), I can’t help but ship my Minstrel and her Skirmish-warrior like burning.