During the “bad Rings pickup lines” contest Pi and I had, I can’t believe I never thought of this one:

Shall I sing ‘tra-la-la-lally’ down in *your* valley?

dragonlordoferebor:

booksandcatslover:

geniusbillionairesassmaster:

I AM NO MAN

I AM NO MAN

MUSTERTHE HOHIRRIM 

thepioden:

bramblepatch:

THE PAYWALL IS DOWN

I REPEAT THE PAYWALL IS DOWN

IF I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET YOU TO READ DANGAN RONPA PLEASE PROCEED TO THE LP IN AN ORDERLY FASHION

Oh motherfuck yes

Yay!

theladyems:

oeste:

a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot

An manipulative older tyrant practices entrapment on a dangerously optimistic indoctrinated cheerleader. 

A guy cuts off the hand of his cousin and replaces him as king, and then the one gets stomped to a pulp and the other jumps off a cliff.

or

Nothing says “I love you” like letting the woman you love shoot you in the eye.

or

She wins her bride in a duel for the power to revolutionize the world and pulls a sword out of her chest on a near-daily basis.

or possibly

Maximum cradlerobbing and also dooming your family to never see you again ever for the rest of their immortal lives.

So my old plastic screen protector was getting some irritating scratches, and I’ve replaced it with one of those cool impact-resistant glass ones.

But now it’s a hair too thick to fit in the old purple case.  And I need a new case/skin thingy.

BUT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO CHOOOOOSE

Help me pick a nifty (possibly fandomy, especially Ringsy/Silmy) artsy phonecoverything?  Or comission a skin design?

randomtherna:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

meowdk:

markgatissallovertheworld:

uberditz:

Recipe: 

• 2 cups of golden syrup 
• 1 cup of warm water
• 10 teaspoons of very red food coloring
• 10 tablespoons of corn flour 
• blue food coloring
• yellow food coloring
• little bit of peppermint flavoring 

[x]

You are now ready to throw Sherlock off a roof.

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED

Re-blogging for future reference :>

Neither law, nor love, nor league of swords;
Dread, nor danger; not Doom itself
(nor bookstore backorders)
Shall prevent L33tsaber from getting her illustrated hardcover Silm!

The result of the past two weeks’ effort.

“Dangass Roombas” or “Foreshortened Midget Jesus” or “Giant Psychic Vagina Squid” crosses your mind and you get too giggly to sleep

thepioden:

witch-of-sound:

cana-mochi:

modestdemidov:

no pepsi

Black Twix

Blue Sesame Balls

Khaki Cocoa

that

actually kind of works

Purple Potato Kale Casserole Thing